Halo 5

Did you have Mrs. Mortell as well?

Did you bother to read how much red meat is excessive for a week? Its likely how much you eat in a day.

I prefer his rap alter ego.

Muscle Hamster is way better than, ‘Josh Douger’ Martin.

What makes them not real jobs?

Technically not a sucker punch, dude saw it coming the whole time and had time to defend himself.

Last time Eagles’ fans got bodied this hard it was by Jimmy from Degrassi.

Reading this and then the comments made me realize that yeah people should probably never drive cars again.

Yeah but I heard the baby liked the Joey-Bats-Flip.

Hey honest question,

I’m a white man with ethnic hair (not sure but it is what it is) I used to have a giant afro when I was in highschool and my waves are pretty spot on. Lately I’ve had my hair longer but not a full afro. I’m wondering, where do I find a barbershop to go to that can actually cut my hair? Everytime I…

I was too young for this but my father talks about it like it was ‘Nam.

Conference Quarter Finals 2012-2013, Maple Leafs Vs. Boston Bruins.
Girlfriend of 3 years had broken up with me the week prior. God, the Leafs had pulled it to a Game 7 against the Bruins in Boston. They never should have given me hope. Leafs went up 4-1 in the 3rd Period.

My friend Carlos was watching the game with…

Yes Patrick, BUT what is FIREWATCH??!?!

“Safe!”

This is awkward, “Insider Trading”

What’s the difference between that and what Phil said?

Michael Bay-esque.

You can use your orbs to level up equipped gear.