When I get online my friends will usually start sending me invites. If say my gf is asleep next to me on the couch and I don’t feel like chatting with them I typically won’t join, so i could go offline so I don’t have to spend the time sending messages to all my friends.

TLDR I’m popular.

TV Integration - Pretty great using an HD Antenna or I can plug my PC into the One instead of using up another HDMI port.

Kinect - Not even a part of Microsoft’s XboxOne plans, you’re living in the past man.

Indie Devs - They allow the One to work as a dev kit, not exactly screwing anyone.

900p Broken Machine -…

One night of the Noah/Wilmore hour and you’re already screaming “Get off my lawn!” Calm down man.

I prefer my local Stubbies

This article is the, “I am Euphoric” atheist of the make up world.

Fuck this article.

Chip Kelly is Fat McDaniels.

My sister’s wedding is on Friday so sadly I won’t be able to get after the Raid during its first weekend.

What am I missing?

They already do this in the NHL series.

I would believe you, but then I saw your name and I know you’re just a false flag commenter.

This needs more love.

Okay Dad!

My birthday is 2 days after Christmas and I’m turning 7. We decide (brilliantly) to have my party ON my birthday. No on shows up because they’re all gone for Christmas.

My Dad, after driving home in a blizzard from his job 2 hours away, shows up with a Playstation. I sit down pop in Crash Bandicoot and start freaking…

Have they gotten around to not having Matchbox looking bottoms on their cars?

I wish that these stories would happen in front of me so I could tell the guys to get fucked. Shit isn’t cool man.

In before white knight accusations.

This is also insufferable.

Was just gonna post this. Thanks!