Muscle Hamster is way better than, ‘Josh Douger’ Martin.

What makes them not real jobs?

Technically not a sucker punch, dude saw it coming the whole time and had time to defend himself.

Last time Eagles’ fans got bodied this hard it was by Jimmy from Degrassi.

Reading this and then the comments made me realize that yeah people should probably never drive cars again.

Yeah but I heard the baby liked the Joey-Bats-Flip.

Hey honest question,

I’m a white man with ethnic hair (not sure but it is what it is) I used to have a giant afro when I was in highschool and my waves are pretty spot on. Lately I’ve had my hair longer but not a full afro. I’m wondering, where do I find a barbershop to go to that can actually cut my hair? Everytime I…

I was too young for this but my father talks about it like it was ‘Nam.

Conference Quarter Finals 2012-2013, Maple Leafs Vs. Boston Bruins.
Girlfriend of 3 years had broken up with me the week prior. God, the Leafs had pulled it to a Game 7 against the Bruins in Boston. They never should have given me hope. Leafs went up 4-1 in the 3rd Period.

My friend Carlos was watching the game with…

Yes Patrick, BUT what is FIREWATCH??!?!

“Safe!”

This is awkward, “Insider Trading”

What’s the difference between that and what Phil said?

Michael Bay-esque.

You can use your orbs to level up equipped gear.

When I get online my friends will usually start sending me invites. If say my gf is asleep next to me on the couch and I don’t feel like chatting with them I typically won’t join, so i could go offline so I don’t have to spend the time sending messages to all my friends.

TLDR I’m popular.

TV Integration - Pretty great using an HD Antenna or I can plug my PC into the One instead of using up another HDMI port.

Kinect - Not even a part of Microsoft’s XboxOne plans, you’re living in the past man.

Indie Devs - They allow the One to work as a dev kit, not exactly screwing anyone.

900p Broken Machine -…

One night of the Noah/Wilmore hour and you’re already screaming “Get off my lawn!” Calm down man.

I prefer my local Stubbies