Wait... they just stole that money... why they throwing it away!?

Since you made me watch this:

Like, Literally... What did I just watch?

lunchtime seaweed???

I have no outrage left. I’m tapped. I’m spent.

“There has to be some form of punishment,” Trump said. “For the woman?” Matthews asked. “Yeah,” Trump said, nodding.

She continues to look better with age. It’s astounding. Even though she’s likely had work done, that can only go so far - she is a glowing Latina unicorn. Also she seems like hella fun to be around and I would absolutely hit da club with her.

As a matter of law, they probably did fuck up and probably will get punished. This is one time where the “what if” actually holds water. OTOH with all the institutionalized racism in the entertainment industry I can’t really find the effort to care. I’m sure the white people who were bothered by this can take solace…

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

Idk, there’s a pretty popular play on Broadway about it. Can’t remember the name...

Those torn white pants are bothering me. My wife has a few pairs of torn white jeans but they’re either faded blue jeans or black jeans. Something doesn’t look right about torn white jeans. I figure, if they’re torn, they wouldn’t be white anymore, right? They’d be all grimy from whatever tore them up. White pants…

Hey Betty, the duel was in Weehawken. Just sayin’ hon.

“You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.”

And it’s really horrific that the effects of those stupid videos will affect abortion rights for years if not decades. “PP sells baby parts” has wormed its way into the pro-liar vernacular and no amount of state investigations clearing PP of any wrongdoing will change their minds.

Who’s “we,” white man?

Congrats, you just invented Tough Mudder.

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

This is just the dumbest take. I’m sorry.