There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Pitbull is a rolling dumpster fire and should NEVER EVER be allowed to make another song. His spanish is terrible, his bragging is ridiculous and he’s a flabby, smirking moron that rhymes Kodak with Kodak. Let’s look at any of the thousands of other talented people who make great music without doing a loud shrill…

We are not going to move forward as a race until we start valuing women’s and children’s lives as much as we value men’s lives.

They need to bring back The Daily Squee.

Man those chapters on Reddit are going to be fucking LIT

What did I just read???

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I’m so sick of Yolanda Foster and her endless Lyme journey that I am starting to root for the tick.

I refuse to believe that Roy didn’t know BeyJay were coming.

“Life’s too short to be dating the human equivalent of mashed potatoes”

Anyone else think that Cal Harris’s car crash gave him a moment of clarity? Like a “Holy shit, what am I doing with my life?” type of thing?

dam wemmins

“He liked how innocent Taylor was and that she had a good caring heart”

Keep seeing this “The gorilla was being kind!” reaction.. Are people just not seeing the part where he grabbed the child by the foot and dragged him through the water repeatedly?

I’m so tired of this story in every single way.

Is this the place where I instruct Jesse Williams to call me

Huh.

Dwayne Johnson did it best

steve jobs did it first