Samson had good hair tho.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

Good god. Somebody wrote a musical just for me.

Reese: A Life As Beautiful As the Morning Dew On a Magnolia Blossom Growing Proudly On the Bank of the Great Mississippi In Our Nation’s Promised Land

I also love a good preppy sweater but most of this collection is a miss for me.

What’s really insulting is that they stretched the definition of the category in order to give it to a white man.

The word cad doesn’t get enough use. I watch too many screwball comedies so usually a cad or a heel is far more dashing than Trump.

Funny you should ask: http://headofstatecakes.com/

More importantly, if presidents were cupcakes, which one would be the most delicious?
What would G.W. Bush be in cupcake form?
Dilemma time: if Trump was a cupcake (made from edible products so not just poop and trash people) and you had to come up with something someone might eat, what ingredients would you use?

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Tinkerbelle died at 14 years old. A decent life for a chihuahua. RIP Tink.

Removable sleeves seems like an awesome idea actually.... Two dresses for the price of one =D

I LOVE CAMP ROCK AND AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.

In other Dirt Bag-y news - Joe Jonas did an AMA on Reddit:

I am jealous of your pierogi selection. We only have two of the latest trendy Mrs. T varieties and they don’t make any sense (parmesan does not belong in pierogis, Mrs. T’s!)

“Ivanka, Ivanka, Ivanka!”

Trump be like

Perhaps a cabinet position?

Happy Thanksgiving to all. (Ours has to be in October. By November at this latitude it gets harder to muster much gratitude.)

“Can’t believe it’s Thanksgiving weekend already.”

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.