Why settle for just look at memorabilia when you can have a replica of the Titanic in your own bathtub?

Whatever. With guys teams I root for whichever team is the most attractive. If I can’t ogle and objectify then why bother?

I mean, diving comes pretty damn close. The suits are borderline obscene!

How could you miss out Lin and the Rock singing ‘Gaston’ with expert posing by the Rock. For shame Evans!

Seriously. God bless Orlando Bloom.

13 year old me is super jealous of Katy Perry and adult me is super jealous of Orlando Bloom. Either way I find them a beautiful couple.

Well if Orlando Bloom insists on going around naked, I for one am willing to bear the burden of looking at him.

THAT IS NOT A CHRISTMAS PUDDING WTF?!

Guys. Let it out.

same, it was cute.

I’ll admit it, I chuckled audibly at this.

That’s one patriotic baby.

You would think Anastasia Romanov would oppose taking out-dated institutions out back and shooting them!

My dad knows that if any man ever asks him for my hand in marriage, he is to say “No” and then inform me immediately so I can DTMFA.

I’m still pissed they don’t let the Bachelorette do the proposing—she’s the one making the decision, why shouldn’t she propose??

Do people still ask for permission? That just seems absurd. I didn’t ask my finance’s parents because there was no god damned dowry to arrange and because she’s a woman who can make her own decisions.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I find the fact that Kylie Jenner collects fancy luxury cars somewhat endearing. It’s a unique hobby for a spoiled rich girl, and humanizes her slightly.

I don’t care what anyone else says; this is delightful and now I want to see the part where Suicide Squad romps in carefree and liberated friendship down a busy city street on the shopping adventure of their DREAMS.