it;s going to Magic Mike sea edition

Is he going to pick the name Lexington? Will it kickoff a generation of boys named Lexington?

But the big question is, what street name is going to inexplicably become a popular baby name due to this movie? I vote for Houston, pronounced the New York way.

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! OMG. TATER AS FRANCES AND JOE MANG-JELLO/BIG DICK RICHIE AS JOHNNY!!!!!!! MAGIC MIKE VS. DIRTY DANCING REBOOT IS THE LOGICAL NEXT STEP AFTER MIB VS. 21 JUMP STREET IS DONE. BRB, GOING TO MY BUNK TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

I love that we now live in a time where hetero men can be objectified and lusted after like they did women for eons. Channing is ground zero in this...he loves getting naked in his movies for us. He’s sort of a hero, if you think about it.

Yes. I’m sorry. Seek help.

DEAR HOLLYWOOD,

Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not…

I’m still waiting for “Hogwarts: A History.”

Does no one remember the Will Friedle Classic “My Date With the President’s Daughter”? I’m only 24 but that’s still my go-to first kid movie reference.

Did the police throw their punk asses in jail for wasting their time??

That would be an unnerving experience for pretty much anyone. I’m so sorry you had to deal with it!

I’m so sorry that happened. Just asshole boys being assholes, but it would certainly ruin my day if someone called the cops on me for no reason :/

Those fuckers. That is super not cool. I don’t know anything about the game but I hope all the Pokemon they try to catch are caught by someone else and that they fail in all their tournaments or whatever.

How awful. I haven’t played the game, but I have met lots of people who do. They have all been friendly and willing to explain the concept. They left me charmed by the idea of a computer game that is played outdoors. I hope you are able to keep playing, among all the other nice people. A group of sore losers shouldn’t…

From the looks of that photo she is pumped about stealing a bunch of dalmatians, tho.

Ok, this shirt NEEDS to be reprinted because I absolutely want one. Do we know if the wonderful Ms. Ruben is still alive?

My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

I’m 26, straight, white, male, college-educated and liberal, and I’m terrified of Trump getting elected. I know full well that I’m privileged, but that sure as fuck won’t prevent me from losing my job when Hypothetical President Trump drives the US economy into the ground. And that absolutely is a when, not an if.…

They’re the kissing cousins of 18 year olds who read Ayn Rand and think they’ve found the Rosetta Stone.