You can’t give it two thumbs up or down, because you don’t have thumbs.

Dear Bill A. Bear,

Miranda Kerr has very specific taste in men post Orlando. Billionaires only. i.e. she dated James Packer.

Some people (maybe on my Facebook feed for example) do not seem to realize that electing a socialist will not make us socialists or even democratic socialists: it will elect a man who doesn’t have the strongest ties to his own party and is reviled by the Republicans. Great idea, Facebook friends. Ugh.

Clinton and Sanders voted together 93 percent of the time when they were in the Senate (and sometimes when they voted apart, she was the one who took more liberal positions). People should vote for whoever the fuck they want in the primaries, but this “Hillary is practically a Republican/she and Bernie are so far…

....gay dude here....voted for Hil in ‘08, have waited 8 years to do it again.....love the Bern, but as people are so fond of telling women, “Yes, but it’s not your time”.....

Yes, I know. You’re voting for Bernie. Clinton is the establishment candidate. She takes money from corporations. He’s a man of the people. #feelthebern #notvotingforhillary #goingtostatetheaboveeverytimehernameisevermentionedanywhere

Orlando Bloom’s hair is at least 40% of the reason teenage me went to every single one of his movies. Except for Elizabethtown. Even my crazed fangirl heart knew that was a mistake.

Either Legolas’s hair or the long-ish curly Will Turner hair. The shaved head was an affront to his former glory.

Orlando Bloom—who once swung a punch at Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza

Pitch: “It’s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies meets Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon meets Keeping Up Appearances”

Dowager Empress Cixi of China. She became an imperial concubine as a teenager, staged a coup at age 25, and then proceeded to effectively rule China behind a series of puppet-emperors through the Victorian Age. If that doesn’t deserve a TV show then I don’t know what.

LOVE the Atonement soundtrack. All I got from the trailer was that I want to watch that film again.

It does me. But I don’t think QE or Philip will ever die at this point.

I will watch this SO HARD but

But what if - just what if - the crackpot theories are true? I mean, how many stories of one night stand pregnancies have involved a Sailor from Bristol? Huh? HUH???

Finally... a Republican who will fight evil by moonlight.

The most exciting part of this story is that there’s a whole new Sailor Scout I didn’t know about.

In general, yes, but I thought she was a great Charlotte Haze in Lolita. It was kind of a perfect role for her...