This kitty begged for a better body and got a better bag instead

all they needed to do to promote this was a 15 second promo video that said:

holy shit. kids born in 2000 are turning 16 this year :s

The 1952 film, “We’re Not Married”, had a rather cute send-up of the “Mrs. America’ pageant featuring Marilyn Monroe. Dated, but worth a watch...

If you think a GOP and DEM options are equally bad choices you really need to look at their policies more carefully.

Redheads do sign up for The Bachelor, but keep dying in freak accidents before they arrive because did you know that 94 percent of redheads perish in freak accidents?

I love this. I too grew up in a Jesus house and it was sad how, despite my mother’s reassurances that I could ‘tell her anything’, I really couldn’t. There was no way in hell I could bring up anything to do with pre-marital sex or fooling around, even if I just had questions. I learned about sex from my friends…

You would be correct.

I’ve conducted some research and believe you are correct.

Defo Rapunzel

It’s Rapunzel.

I think that’s Rapunzel.

I’m 31 and childless.

Mary Kate went rehab for anorexia about 10 years ago. I’m not sure if she’s the one on the left or right, because I have lost the ability to tell them apart (9-year-old me would be so ashamed of myself).

I never saw Holiday in the Sun, but after It Takes Two (which I still have on DVD and introduced to the next generation of 9-year-olds not so long ago) I was all about Billboard Dad.

and then you’re invited to a sleep over at their house!

My sister and I own every single DVD they made. Winning London, Passport to Paris, Holiday in the Sun! We loooooved Holiday in the Sun! It has everything - poorly deployed Weezer, sting rays, Megan Fox’s original face! It’s amazing! I will never forget, Olsens!

They can still solve any crime by dinnertime!

DICK WIG! I’ve decided to call it “The Trump”:

I have always wanted my own hair castle.