I've always said that Heroes' greatest strength was that it captured the feeling of an 80's X-Men comic, and that it was doomed to fail because it was going to play out like an 80's X-Men comic.

Look, I just want to point out that the one group in the Bible Jesus actually got violent towards was predatory capital-holders who make a living off of exchange rates.

It's really, really good, actually.

I was just explaining the lengthy "Sonny's big dick" subplot to my fiancée earlier today.

You know what PS1 game deserves another shot? MidEvil. Great art design, cool atmosphere, a winning and loveable hero, and really clever level design. Let's get on that, Sony.

Man, a good dickbutt joke still gets me.

I forgot that The Man Who Wasn't There was that year. That and Mulholland make a one-two punch of "let's infuse Billy Wilder noirs with heady doses of surrealism and European existentialism."

Yeah, as i was reading the review I kept getting a weird sense of deja vu, because I know the plot from Shostakovich's opera and didn't realize this was adapted from the same source. Definitely sounds interesting.

Watching a trailer for Mama Mia! back in the day, next to my mother in the theater, was a weird and chilling experience. She was so excited, for something that seemed so coldly and transparently designed to appeal to her without heart or soul. It must have been what she felt like, watching me get hyped for shitty…

Well damn, once again the Batman Animated Series has shamed me for my ignorance of it.

Paul Williams is still alive and basically played the Penguin already in a cameo role this year.

Only Iggy Pop can save us.

Man, I love "Play it All Night Long" and I'm glad you brought it up.

No, but it might mean that I can go through a single discussion on politics without five people making the exact same joke.

Goddamn, I am looking forward to the collapse of this administration if for no other reason than a reprieve from the Idiocracy references.

Yeah, he did— coincidentally, not long after he was released from the psych ward.

I was once in a cosmetics store where that song played while I was, in fact, browsing the scrubs. Really question their Muzak coordination there.

You've done it. This is your worst post. I'm honestly impressed.

Nah, he only buys black-market dinosaur bones.

They are exceptionally stupid thieves, and they've just graduated to country-napping.