Oh yeah, Hey Jude is garbage.

I can't speak for Wright, but Neil Gaiman telling variations of a Borges story is hardly surprising; his whole narrative ethos is hugely indebted to Borges.

I'm just impressed at all the symphonies and great novels you wrote, what with being all of Russia. I wish you hadn't denounced yourself for that opera in the 30s though.

You mean Suede?

I cannot wrap my head around the thought process that goes into "let's launch a special new promotion, geared around having a great experience listening to some vintage vinyl, really geared to show that we care about music," and then stocking each room with a fucking Crosley turntable, the cheapest, most generic…

It's one of their weaker pictures, but good god, it would be worth 90 minutes of static for "No Dames." That's an incredible dance routine, and it just got me so giddy when I first saw it.

I was going to make a joke along the lines of "InfoWars proceeds to put out a conspiracy theory about how Elizabeth had Marlowe murdered for leaking state secrets," but that's actually way too plausible of a story for them.

A chili-inflamed one, no less.

Look, I gotta throw it in here because no one else has: BeeGees' 1st. That record is brilliant, if for no other reason than New York Mining Disaster.

The Beatles in general have that issue for me. They're stunning musicians, brilliant songwriters, incredible at production and experimentation— but there's maybe a dozen songs in their catalog that feel intense and sincere, as opposed to operating at a remove.

I love this story like Kanye loves Kanye.

I can imagine that working on a Moore project was exhausting. That said, almost all of his works have the absolute perfect artist for the script and give them a chance to really shine— I can imagine Sandman without many of its artists, but Dave Lloyd's muted watercolor style in V for Vendetta, for example, is a…

Anyone ever read any of Moore's script for Watchmen? It's insane— so packed with detail and so incredibly meticulous. That page up there, every single panel is laid out in perfect detail, and it takes about a page and a half of script to get a page of comics. Really shows how the guy operated, and how dense and…

Lay off the dope, pops.

Knowing Nugent he'd just shit himself to try and get out of it.

In Germany, they actually replace them. I believe it's with the Iron Cross.

Yeah, Halo 3 really got tasteless with some of those cutscenes.

Yeah, but can a robot beat us at love?

He needs to stick around to keep reminding us of Joan Didion's beautiful and devastating profile of him.

Thank you.