Can you guys put the "luckily, he'll be fine" in the headline next time?

Have you played either of Cactus's Mondo games? They're weird little FPS art games built out of this feeling, especially Mondo Agency. The premise is basically that they're all the uncomfortable and creepy bits of early-3D gameplay packed together, and I love them.

Wish I'd seen this when Inposted the same sentiment upthread, because yeah, that line is killer.

It's a dumb song, but he sells the hell out of it, and there's a couple great lines— "build a tent and say the world is dry" is legit good songwriting.

That would be kind of a dick thing to say to Desmond Tutu, though.

Loving the image of Tutu looking at this news, sighing, and sadly turning off OK Computer.

Nah, I love singer-songwriter piano rock a whole ton (my mom was super-proud when I started getting into Zenobia as a teenager) and Joel has never been my jam. Not saying you're wrong in every case, but I gave up on having cool edgy taste in music when I was 23 and I cannot get into the dude's work.

I heard Hillary Clinton and John Podesta were molesting a baby in a pizza parlor and I opened a door and I saw the baby and the baby looked at me.

God, if there is one good thing Trump has given me it is getting to have daily flashbacks to the scene in Slither in which Nathan Fillion explains that 'giney is "a country. It's where Ginese people come from."

Nothing much, what's state department with you?

Ah! Thank you for correcting.

Oh come on— the Nolan movies were absolutely made for comic book fans. Just because the MCU have chosen to more directly imitate the narrative style of their source material doesn't mean that's criticisms of that style become invalid.

Um, actually. Hulk is powered by gamma radiation, but an atomic bomb—

Hildegard of Bingen seems like she knows how to party, but I'm not sure she was ever officially sainted. Still, though— had hallucinations, wrote great music, taught people how to make beer, and gave us one of the first descriptions of the female orgasm. A real class act.

God, I wish he'd just put Merle Haggard on the Supreme Court instead of Gorsuch.

I meant soon, Bart.

And the guy who invented the Segway committed suicide by driving his Segway off a cliff, which just goes to show you.

How can he film it in the jungle? The jungle isn't blue!

What about using it for a scene in a superhero movie where a crocodile-man gets tazed?

If you could fire a Frenchman for being surly, the country would have a major unemployment problem.