He'll be there for one scene and then get shot in the head. It's a fun Easter egg for the fans!

Oh man, I wish that Adolph was coming back to big-screen villainy in a movie I cared about. His work in the DTV Universal Soldier movies is some incredible action-movie villainy, but I have a hard time seeing the cinematic DCU letting him get that weird with it.

Oh, you best pray you don't drop that shit.

Oh shit, you go to school with Brian Williams?

It has been ten years since shouting Portal references at the first mention of cake was considered funny.

Does it really need theee different decorative smears on the plate?

Buzz likes a show that really makes him think, you know? It's a nice step up from his usual listening material of a cassette of funny animal noises.

We had The Witness, which filled Myst's niche pretty damn well, even if it was too convinced of its own cleverness.

Jerri, kids wait all year for my class in clowning and I will not have you coming in here and pissing all over my glee.

Nailed it.

When has being illiterate and ill-informed stopped him from tearing into things before?

Adam Baldwin: the man so shitheaded, he coined the term Gamergate.

Remember The Dark Knight? Remember how it was really long? We're still feeling that one.

Man, looking at all the titles actually written out next to one another makes something inside my brain feel really bad.

That's a really good observation about Viggo, and it comes through in the movies. When he and Bloom are talking in Elvish, only one of them can talk and act at the same time.

There was, however, a brief and ill-advised period where they said he was Roma instead.

Do the Russian government and the FBI not count as centers of national or international power now?

Don't confuse our legislators with the citizens. They took power during the tea party wave and then drastically redrew district lines so that they no longer had to worry about any voters in urban centers, of which we have several. The actual popular vote went to a Democratic governor specifically because the…

Dude, it's the NC state legislature. They don't need a stunt to make it impossible to vote them out of office. These are the guys who tried to pass a law that said that Democrats weren't allowed to run elections in even-numbered years.

Man, thank god Singul doesn't have to live under a president who's escalating things in Syria.