Yeah, I hate the way that nerd shit's turned into a hegemony, and geekcrate and the like really do embody that. It's just "geek," not a sci-fi, not zombies, not superhero, not fantasy, not comic book, as though the Walking Dead and Star Trek have anything in common.

I know Buzz has never been the brightest bulb in these parts, but I'd like everyone to stop and try to take this post in. It's like if Jay Leno ate paint chips.

The Nothing is born out of mankind's willingness to turn imagination and dreams into lies. I think that it's had a marketing contract for a long time.

He would have been able to get away, but the cab driver bailed when Spencer made fun of him for being Indian. It's a beautiful story.

Aww, Time Cube's down? I loved knowing it was out there, being weird.

Me personally, I love those videos.

I just can't imagine what you'd do with a subscription for longer than, like, one month. How much cheap plastic branded crap can one home hold?

It sure does! To be honest, I give my state a lot of crap, but I'll still maintain that we're the best of the South. The beer and the barbecue make a compelling argument.

Don't you want a 5,000-word essay about how Marvel movies are the last bastion of quality filmmaking?

Hey, we may be a shithole, and we may be backwoods, but, uh… well, we did try not to be a state that one time.

Consider the fact that you have a grand total of one upvote in this comment section, and that nearly every comment made replying to yours has been pointing out that you've been acting rude and argumentative. Then, consider that maybe rather than "concern trolling" you, my pointing out that you were responding to a…

Same here. When the new AJJ record had a song with the line "If I was one of the girls, I would be Shoshanna," I got really pumped at a reference to my favorite QT movie before realizing the truth.

But apparently the names and personal information of private citizens who donated to the DNC is newsworthy. How does anybody take him seriously anymore?

The show has a weird magic for that. My fiancée has taken to watching about 20-30 minutes to wind down before bed, and it puts her out like NyQuil.

I love what I've had of the stuff, but we need more of it down where I am. The best liquor store in my city has, like, two brands in stock.

If only President Grant had been a master of Civil War-era tactics, any of these ideas might have occurred to him.

You'd think the way in which he threw Snowden under the bus regarding the privacy concerns in the DNC leaks, and then proclaimed that Snowden was a pro-America coward while Assange was the real hero, would have soured Poitras somewhat.

I really didn't buy that the giant spider would be a real threat— you'd think a single cannon volley could still knock it over. Plus, how is it supposed to cross the Mississippi?

He doesn't have a steam-powered wheelchair and a Southern accent though.

Oh, piss off. I didn't even say you were wrong, just pointed out the irony in you saying you didn't want to be conspiratorial immediately before laying out what was, by any definition, a conspiracy theory. Don't assume that everyone who cracks a joke at your expense is some deluded sheeple you need to condescend to.