"Grandpa Piss, the worst emperor."

Wait… the very first Pepe comment was about pissing! My god, it's been there the whole time.

In keeping with Talking Heads lyrics:
"Little baby. Little peepee."

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OLIGARHY

I don't think there much of a market for hungry reggae or nothing but blues and Elvis in Norway.

They're universal. Clinton was the only candidate in all four parties who was never publicly skeptical of the safety and necessity of vaccines.

Hell yeah, they're worthy. Cheap sleek pop, but with really solid musicianship and some great songwriting behind it. There's a ton of really memorable hooks and riffs in their work that just aren't there for a lot of their lesser contemporaries, and the sound of the band is so tight. There's definitely the disco sound…

I saw La La Land a few weeks back, and it was really good. I don't know how the hell it won a Globe for Screenplay, though— it seems like every single criticism, even from people who loved it, is about plot and characters. Really lush and beautiful, and with an ending that I loved. It felt like it totally nailed the…

Have you seen Sukiyaki Western Django, Miike's spaghetti Western set in feudal Japan that is also simultaneously Utah? You'd probably dig it— it's a Western about how mythic and strange Westerns are to non-Westerners and, like a lot of Miike, about how pop culture gets processed and recombined. Tarantino plays an…

It took me five viewings to realize he has a goddamn mustache. What was going on in every frame of that scene?

FUCK YOU RICK BERMAN.

Remember when they found that entire secret army paid for in a dead guy's name and treated it like when you find a $20 in your pants pocket? Just, "Huh, that's a neat little gimme," and then no further thought about it, ever.

Avoid women, Obi-Wan, I do not. But deny them my essence, I do.

Nah, it bugs me too. Like, when Luke is a full-fledged Jedi, and he has that awesome all-black outfit? Why don't any Jedi dress like that?

Eh, I had a dream that Death stranding was announced to be a sequel to Morrowind and that Norman Reedus's character was Vivec in exile after the fading of his godhood, so I can't accuse anyone of having a dork for a subconscious.

Yep, bread.

No, Valerian isn't out yet.

Man, I'd love to see Don up against someone who was actually good at being a heel, who could just make him cry. It's a shame Roddy Piper's Canadian and dead.

You know, she actually has done so much winning I'm gonna be sick of it.