Look, I just hope Bill and Ted 3 is good.

Unpopular opinion: I can't stand that whole generation of about a decade's worth of male American authors writing navel-gazing fiction about their own anxieties.

A sentiment well-expressed by Warren Zevon in his song "Play it All Night Long." Which came out 36 Goldman years ago.

I've actually already ordered that Undertake soundtrack. Iam8bit, the company who put it out, does really, really good stuff— their Hotline Miami 2 vinyl edition was absolutely stunning, as was the vinyl collection for FTL.

Look, I'm just proud he blended into human society so well.

It's a movie that blames people like me— folks who believe in evolution, think public education should be secular, and aren't public, testifying Christians —for mass murder. My dad is a science teacher. When the shooting happened, he was working at a Catholic school, teaching evolution and natural science. The…

Remember when emperor Nero made all those jokes about Christians? What dark days those were for the faith.

Was PBR even a thing among too-cool teenagers in Colarado in 99? I feel like it was still firmly for the Frank booth set at that time.

"I got him, Clarence!"
*immediately explodes*

How would you chop off the second arm after chopping off the first one, smart guy?

Damn Predator's a good movie. Damn Predator's a good movie.

"Can you flyyyy, Bobby?"

Boddicker is tied with Hand Gruber as the greatest action villain. AND there's Dick Jones to contend with, not to mention the wonderful, sleazy Emil, that crook who's constantly giggling, and Ray Wise in a cool leather jacket.

George W Bush executed more people than any other governor in history and got more of the Catholic vote than Kerry or Gore.

I can't fucking stand how he wears his ties. They're down to his inseam half the time! If he didn't wear circus tent jackets his ties would be hanging out the bottom.

Orson's movie/book/everything review blog is amazing because he manages to be constantly wrong about everything. Like, Armond White levels of ineptitude. He's convinced that everyone secretly agrees with him and are just pretending to like Spielberg and James Joyce to look cool, he thinks the best screenwriters alive…

That's true in a political sense, but it's a goddamn travesty that Christian voters don't even think of the death penalty— Catholics, especially, as it's condemned by the pope and liturgy as strongly as abortion. Especially given that the government allows abortions but actually pays for and carries out executions,…

Yeah. It's a powerful, important subject, but no one seems to want to touch it with anything resembling nuance. I'd love to see a movie that does for Christianity what A Serious Man did for Judaism and the experience of living a Jewish life.

Shoulda brought Herzog back.

Don't worry— Reaganable offenses get forgotten really quickly.