Pah. Try these:

they are for making each other rich since these “elites” all sit on the boards of each others cmopany’s and they all vote for each other to be paid millions and millions regardless of outcomes.

Some historical notes:

Two product "reveals" in less than a week. Elon is really working on that stock pump while the company desperately tries to preserve cash and move unsold inventory. 

I’m not sure that damage is “superficial”. I think it’s a carbon fiber tub and if the tub sustained any damage as a result of the shunt, fixing it would be a complicated and expensive proposition, if it could be fixed at all.. And as pointed out, replacement parts for what we can see are almost unobtainable. Having…

why can’t drivers just see humans and brake for them? humans are easy to distinguish from other things, and the brake pedal is right freaking there

This is a good take because drivers are never distracted and couldn’t possibly hit a pedestrian paying attention and legally crossing the road.

Or we could work harder on educating pedestrians to not walk out into the road without looking, keep a closer eye on their kids, and have cyclists and bikers keep to the fucking edge of the road.

“These days, a car motorcycle with a 2.0 petrol is considered to have a ‘big’ engine! A 1.4 would be considered medium.” 

FTFY

It’d be a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.  It would be great.

To really add to the cosplay, drop in an LS7 from Flying Lizard.

Or has its own catwalks and stairs.

One of my kids are about the exact size of theses “dolls”. I just need to convincer her to stand like she’s a doll and suddenly turn around and yell and scare the bejesus out of people for my entertainment.....  a

This is the kind of story where we don’t need to know the details and her circumstances. The fact is that the guy was incredibly generous and helped her out a great deal. We don’t need to always be looking for a problem!

Or ended up with that truck due to circumstances we don’t know. 

Husband makes decent money.

I prefer a proprietary 78% Nitrogen/20% Oxygen/1% “other stuff” mixture, myself.

- Has a $30-40k truck.

But the crossovers cover them in plastic cladding, while the other cars leave them bare. 

Same principle. It works in paper too.