As a copywriter, I can assure you that pretty much everybody who has been forced to write to this messaging direction also thinks it’s incredibly stupid. 

Camshaft must have a thing for irony.

I...like it?

Lets call it what it is. Begging on the internet. 

GoFundMe is a pox on society. Who the fuck is giving this dipshit charity because he was caught in the act of multiple crimes? Why can’t he afford an attorney if he can afford a hellcat?

I don’t rejoice at the thought of thousands of creators losing their incomes. I do worry about what a recession is going to do and how its’ going to obliterate their donations.

The writer, Mariah Smith, is black, but the Cut’s editors, and their perspective, are mostly white.

I hate electronic nannies, but the question is not how we feel about them, or how we think other people should drive. The question is, do they reduce accidents? If the answer to that is yes, then they should be represented in safety systems. The buyer is free to evaluate safety ratings and make a decision on the…

While I’m no fan of the Wrangler or FCA, it’s bullshit a car’s safety rating is downgraded because it doesn’t have automous systems. A vehicle is not inherently less safe due to a lack of driver aids. Why? Because people fucking ignore them. Just last night someone cut me off while I saw their mirror flashing with the…

A low beam that’s physically, substantially below the high beam? Sold. Cash for Clunkers right now on every truck that isn’t like this. #SaveTheCompactCarDrivers

I wish my mom had been able to read these growing up. She would have been an incredible race car driver, and has the speeding tickets to prove it!

So the takeaway here is the only thing more obnoxious then Pewdiepie is his fans? Got it.

Naming your children to be fodder for school yard bullies should count as child abuse. Then again, given the state of the US education system and the resulting widespread illiteracy, perhaps abcde is as far as the parents manage to get while learning the alphabet.

I completely agree with the mom... under no circumstance should the child be shamed for her name, it’s not something she has ever had control over.

You need to understand that people on this website have a peculiar loathing for the BRZ, because they can't seem to grasp the nature of a small high-revving engine.

10 years on a post 2006 BMW?

Are you trying to subject the guy to hell?

Ahh, classic Moe-fication.

It’s going to be a complete shitshow once:

Hugest Hyundai ever? You sure?

I...wow.

I’m glad some folks are enjoying this game; everyone has their somewhere they want to be, and that somewhere doesn’t work for other folks—and that’s fine. I enjoy a great many things others think are a waste of time.

This whole kerfuffle, though, comes off as one giant kettle of “we coasted way too hard on a…