but time zones!!!!

Someday, someday I’ll be among the beautiful people. The beautiful COTD-ers with their recognizable screen names. That’s when I’ll know I’ve made it.

CHARGING PANELS! (said in the same voice Jerry Seinfeld used for “Delores!”)

I’m positive they shorted physical production because they hate the idea of used retail and will do anything they can to kill the aftermarket. 

Not all cars look good with a big mouth, but I think this one does. The wing seems a bit out of place, though. Might look better if it was painted to match.

It’s being treated the same as alcohol. As long as it’s unopened, you’re good. 

Give them time. Chrysler has been producing defective vehicles for decades.

So, basically:

Truly incredible reporting. I’m proud to see how Jalopnik has evolved into a place where I can experience the weirdness of Torchinsky’s mind, but also the sheer brilliance of Ryan Felton on real-life issues.

Cannot star this enough.  Great work, guys.

Well done guys. Great article

Free MTG.............

Hey, we’ve all been there, right?

What a universally relatable anecdote

“The early ending didn’t matter much for the winner by an entire zip code, Sebastian Vettel”

My version:

Yep, third most important skill behind:

Hi: