Finally! A motorcycle engine!

And the reliability of a VAG!

Okay, I give it to you, it is a wholly different platform. But still the same lineup. There. Your truth.

Wholly different platform said who? Marketing team? Hahahaha. Face it, it’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped on incremental update. If anything, the biggest change maybe is the modularity (more cost savings). Which makes it even more beige than ever!

Oh? Last time I hear, the latest Corolla platform update was the Altis in 2013, which itself is a small update to the older platform introduced in 2006, which again itself only has incremental changes compared to the 2000 platform.

Yeah, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Say that to the BMW M3 or 3-series. It’s one of the Jalop favorites, right?

Then what about cars like the Corolla (first introduced in 1966) or BMW 3 series (1975)?

What? The first Toyota Corolla was introduced in, like, 1966. BMW 3 series in 1975 or something. And the Aston Martin DB series dates back to somewhere in the 1920s.

Yeah. Diminishing returns also applies to efficiency, right?

Bless the rain!

Actually..

Always my counterpoint:

Yes, but nope .. But yes ..

AWW YEAAAHH

Yep, that’s basically, more or less, what everybody said (including myself) when any manufacturer came up with cool concept cars.

Also, this

Looks like a Honda front and an Acura back to me.

Those rims, though..