Fairuza Balk in The Craft is the moment I realized I was bi. But I’m a Cheerleader was when I was okay being open with it.

Oh Melissa,

She's so amazingly psycho in every role she plays. She was batshit crazy in American History X, too.

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

The Craft is my LIFE!!!

Yassss.

1) How is it for anal?

I am shocked this topic hasn’t been covered by Rich Juzwiak yet.

You clearly didn’t watch Celebrity Big Brother this January. I went into it with an open mind because I’d heard about how he’d “changed” but he’s actually worse than I’d even imagined.

I am currently watching the last season of Celebrity Big Brother with Perez (and my goddess Michelle Visage), and he is the FUCKING WORST. When you can make a xenophobic, fat-shaming, Ann Coulter-knockoff seem sympathetic, you are doing life rong.

His daughter’s name means “my soul” in Spanish, he said, “because I’m cheesy like that.”

This was my brothers bitchy wife when we were on vacation, he went on a run (for a half hour) without her, and she made him pay for “abandoning” her for the rest of the trip by acting like this. She’d be laughing and acting normal and he would walk in the room and she would sport a Kanye. I finally called her on it,…

That’s creepy. Hitler also didn’t want pictures of him smiling. And Kim never smiles so she won’t get lines on her face. It’s weird.