You have clearly never been to Columbus, Ohio.

Calling King Missile to make a song about this dude.

FALSE. Everyone knows that the 10 Best Christmas Songs of All Time are these:

The Prancing Elites the beeeeessst:

To make up for the "boring" hockey game experience, the boy's father bought him a black man afterwards.

I am crying into my Terrible Towel...no!!!

"You may notice the water has a golden color."

That's not the first time I've seen that warning on a product.

Can you imagine the fucking nationwide rage that would happen if Patrick Shriver Schwarzenegger won the lottery? I'm not making any grand statements or anything...yes, rich people have just as much a right to play as anyone else...but shit, I'd be more than a little bitter.

So everybody should go to jelly-school? Good for South Park to have a more astute analysis of feminism than you guys.

All of this.

Even with the rest of us lowly commoners, it can drive you crazy if you hold one specific life up to "feminist ideals" in every action. You can be a feminist but want a baby, or not be personally ok with abortion, or want to take your husband's last name, or happen to want to be a kindergarten teacher (or some other…

It's a clever idea, but it has been done before (like most clever ideas).

They also start off young if you follow English football.

I prefer dogs.

You are so, so dumb.

What came first the t-shirt or the sign? LOL

Luckily, ESPN sent out that "don't say 'sucks'" memo yesterday.

The AFL is my favorite sport ever, I thank ESPN every day for creating ESPN3 as it allows me to watch tons of the stuff. Honestly, they could cancel the NFL, NHL, NBA and MLB but as long as they just played AFL matches on the weekends and Monday night I couldn't care less.