Uh, guys? In a post about safe sex, and by extension STDs, the use of the hashtag #CatchEmAll is a pretty huge no.

Look, I’d rather catch that or even syphilis than yet another fucking Rattata. Fuck him.

Bruh... tree came out of nowhere

30K people die a year behind the wheel. It’s not like the danger is new. Used to be it was 35K. I don’t think the danger changed much. Just the perception of danger. Look at this guy, that kinda wreck would have killed you 25 years ago. Cars are much safer.

I am honestly scared shitless every time I drive these days. No-one is actually paying attention. It sucks to be a Jalop in the current climate of distracted driving and people being over reliant on their cars sensors to avoid collisions.

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

Also ignore the people with 200 + reviews since it indicates being in love with the idea of critique as a means of ego satisfaction

Elle Woods knows nothing.

And don’t they love Swift? Or has she deviated too much from her ‘girl next door’ thing and now they don’t like her anymore.

I initially read that as a string of attributes, so:

I wouldn’t be shocked if it turned out to be a guy behind this troll account.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Also, vaginoplasty is a thing. Because women with lush labia feel bad about their bodies and pay for uneccessary surgery to reduce their bits for a “tidy” and “youthful” appearance. All of this just makes me want to scream.

THANK YOU! I’ve been shouting that out loud (well, in my head) since I started reading this crap.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

That was my first thought. As a women who is generously endowed in the labia dept: I have always been this way. Activity does not change your labia.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

What is the “Lord GUATEMALAN”? I am imagining a Q’uq’umatz-like feathered serpant.

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

I thought it was fake too. Everyone knows uppity Christian moms only use Facebook.