My Dad was born with very severe "club foot" on both of his feet, when he saw the shape up shoes in the stores he was really confused and said that they were VERY similar to shoes used in physical therapy! Thus it's not super surprising that they might help some issues, but no way will they build you an ass.

My nephew Odin (on the right) and his best friend Ella! (Odin is 17 months old)

Also J.K. Rowling just announced she was behind a male pen name. Thoughts?

Every amendment is like please please please don't table! and then the jackass Senator Hegar i think his name is comes on and says "I think this amendment would really defeat the purpose of this bill" and its like yeah it would let women maintain a chance of being able to have an abortion safely preformed on them WOW…

this video had me in tears by the end.

i used to do that when we lived next to an asshole dog! the garden hose works wonders.

if you leave it out on the counter it doesn't become one like it does when it's in the fridge. in the fridge it just meshes into one solid cold delicious thing, if you leave it out the cheese and the sauce and the bread stay separate!

yessss the only leftovers i really eat are sauce-less spaghetti (you leave them in the fridge with the sauce they get all soggy and nasty) and pizza. mmmmm cold pizza my love. i always hope for the boyfriend to get hungry and eat the other leftovers but he does not. boo.

keep reading "heavy flower" as heavy flower as in the plant with petals

yes thank you everything i want to say but with poise

Wooohoooo Maryland!

"I will fight and fight and fight to protect MY BABY!" Well no one is trying to take your baby from you dumbass.

thank you. the policing of pregnant women makes me fucking livid. miscarriage is horrible, you already blame yourself when it happens, no one needs the added bonus of "i told you so" jackasses.

i broke my shoulder when i was born, so my head became lopsided from my family always having to rest me on the same side. i turned out fine though!

the paying for it out of pocket thing is something that REALLY pisses me off. I recently had a miscarriage and thus had to have both a transvaginal ultrasound and the jelly on your stomach one (whatever its called). The bill was about $700. My insurance covered most of it however I was still required to pay $105.…

except for a lot of times the jr varsity team is simply used to recruit younger athletes and get them ready for the varsity team (still filled with competitive pricks)

woooohooo baltimore!!

i'm just gonna come out and say it

why can't i find friends like you?!

this comment is my life except for that it's his old cat that is barfy.