yulander
Something is me
yulander

If he felt the need to give them hush money, I’d say it counts.

I told two of my close friends about what happened. One said he had essentially raped me. The other said it doesn’t count as rape because even though I said it hurt, I didn’t say it forcefully enough.

I have FEELINGS, about THINGS, and that means SOMETHING!

It’s hard out here for a pimple.

If I ever feel like torching my writing career, I know where to get my playbook.

OOO the first kid president! He’d be like Doogie Howser!!

That was masterful, Bobby. I was like “who could it be?!” wondering what level of horror I would reach ... and then the Lovitz shot. Just NO. I actually said, out loud, in my office all alone “NO”.

*please pull through*

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.

By saying that it would be acceptable to ask him to withdraw the nominee, he’s suggesting that it’s a fluid option and rule, not that it’s firmly placed in the constitution that gives the presidency its power.

Yeah, that kind of bothered me too. This strikes me as a time when honesty is not the best policy- even if he feels this way, now is not the time to say so. President Obama is clearly doing a thing at the moment (picked someone he would find acceptable if he got confirmed but is also clearly a compromise pick to prove

But, but......
how much more fun does a *BLONDE woman with a gun* have?

Can’t find a flaw in that.

She dropped “Bless his heart.”

“Can i get a dumb haircut and/or facial hair?” - John Travolta before accepting a role.

TITUSSSSSSSSS

Where the fuck does this guy think he is? Disneyland? Seriously, “I want my parents to have a great experience”? No one owes you that, you fucking special snowflake fuckhead. To use the advice of his own hipster kind, if you don’t like it, MOVE THE FUCK OUT.

I haven’t used this in a long while... seems aptly appropriate

Maybe we could blind him. That would be a cheaper and easier solution than fixing homelessness.

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