JFC November seems so damn far away.

Will you please be my new best friend?

I was at that concert! I took so many pics of them because they looked SO cute together. Look at Taylor riding on Tom’s back : )

No. I practically forced Judy Blume down my kid’s throats. The only one that seemed to catch on with them was ‘Blubber’. I guess fat shaming knows no decade.

Fuck yourself with an axe.

That’s exactly what youre doing.

Yes, he will have to register as a sex offender.

I never understood the “once promising” argument. That counts for everything, from sexual violence to drugs to even vandalism. If we can’t expect people with everything to conduct themselves in a legal and/or ethical way, who can we expect to do so? Shouldn’t they get more punishment than anything else?

This like the 3rd this week I hopped on Jez just to hop right back off

Her statement is amazing. I don’t know that I could’ve written something so moving and eloquent in her position. And that he kept saying it was consensual and that she was awake and blaming it all on alcohol? She must've wanted to kill him listening to all that.

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

Sonja at that doctor’s office was just really elaborate role-play, right?

Things must have been getting tense. Jules ate.

• Ramona tells Bethenny she’ll get her a tea, and then gets the housekeeper Len to do it
  

He thought it was fine saying those things about Keira Knightly because the people he hangs out with, in the business he operates in, talks about women and people of color that way every day with impunity. So when he got blowback about it and realized his words were heard by people not full of white bro privilege, he…

This is one of the saddest stories I’ve ever read.

I work as a social media manager and just spent 2 hours of my life talking to the manager of an Instagram influencer about a post. The issue was that the guy wanted 5k more to have the product (a chocolate bar) in his mouth instead of his hands. This is what my life is.

Baked mac & cheese!