We live for soggy bottoms.

Read this far in his Wikipedia entry and wish he had been killed while we was in prison. Fuck him.

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“Celebrity weight-loss expert" is a job? SIGN ME UP.

Fuck you Kate Winslet.

“Ricki and the Flash” was a pretty damn bad title too. I’m old, so every time I heard that I thought of this horrendous movie from the 80s with Carol Burnett and Alan Arkin called “Chu Chu and the Philly Flash” (which is actually the worst title in the history of cinema). What would a movie with that title be about,…

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Rebuttal: Tony Hale is fantastic and deserves ALL the Emmys.

oh for FUCK'S sake.

What the fuck is a Fetty Wap?

I’m sure they are NOT good parents! I’m sure they love their kids but they are not making decisions in the best interest of their children. Their kids know way too much about the state of the marriage and that is not healthy in any way. It sounds to me like Shannon thinks staying married = the right thing but not if…

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He's 10, he says so in the post.

"And at this point, he hates when we try reading to him".

Kidnapper: "hey Daenerys, you want some candy?"

Well how grand for her then, she can revel in the fact that she was just telling the truth during her suspension.

I used that book to quit smoking in 1997, I cannot recommend it strongly enough. I planned to quit for a full 6 months before actually doing it. 18 years and counting <knock on wood>.

But her brand of comedy includes making fun of how people look, talk, act, dress, etc. Before I post this, let me say I think Sarah Palin is a complete asshole so I use this as an example, not to say KG shouldn't make fun of the Palins.

I love Kathy Griffin but I call bullshit - NO ONE was meaner about people's bodies than Joan Rivers was on the Fashion Police. It's disingenuous of KG to be all "This show is MEAN, who knew?". Also, KG absolutely makes fun of people's looks in her comedy. Joining FP and then being shocked, SHOCKED to find out people…