His big toe looks like a pepper that you find in the back of your fridge after a year.

That might be the greatest non-verbal shit-talking ever. It might be the straight up shit-talking in any category ever really. That was a lifetime achievement award in the field of rudeness.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

i’ve put my patagonia refugio through six years of shit (college, hiking, study abroad) and it’s held up admirably. plus, upon leaving a banana to rot in the side pocket (3x no less), it’s gone through the washing machine with flying colors.

i’ve put my patagonia refugio through six years of shit (college, hiking, study abroad) and it’s held up admirably.…

uncle buck vs. cool runnings

Bauhaus 93 all the way!

garamond forever

Could be worse:

QUACK QUACK QUACK MR DUCKSWORTH

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