A well-known orca in the Southern resident population is presumed to have died recently. She was, possibly, up to 105 years old. The life span of a wild orca is 60 to 90 years old.

I’m sure the first few thousand choices were all born and bread

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

Read all of these and clicked back to the fifty dicks.

What a perfect, amazing little suitcase bomb of fucked-uped-ness that was. Like, he hit that racism, misogyny, transmisogyny, homophobia... am I missing any?

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders

healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency

When I was pregnant with my 2nd a year ago I was curious about this and looked up the studies myself. Generally the consensus is a whole lot of ‘not sure’ and studies did not look at women who only did a LITTLE (studies usually go with women who toked over a certain amount, much like caffeine-in-pregnancy studies;…

Oh the irony! !

No one gonna point out the white supremist saying “Ayo-it’s that time, fam”?

Edt: WE FOUND HIM. I’ll try to respond to everyone, but in the meantime, thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. Jezzies, I came here in hopes that readers would make me feel less horror-movie plague-infected depressed, and you came through. Love you all. ❤❤

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

You *sleigh* me

The shame of it all was that that kid was just two weeks away from retirement.

I remember when journalists used to investigate a story BEFORE releasing it to the public.

If you can decorate, you can be minister of interior .

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.