This book looks like it would have been my jam as a teenager.

I’m in the greys so I don’t know if this will be seen, but I love these posts every year and this year I have a story to share, too.

This made me cry

May I recommend Barkskins? So well researched and beautifully written.

“All right”?!?! You’re not going to challenge that shit? Smh

Like not in the greys.

My birthday is September 11th! It was my 18th and I got my belly button pierced.

This is covered in the article. Fun times!

They get to wear a captain’s hat and they do a very entertaining sort of Intro for everyone who does the toe, they set up the drink and verify that it touches your lips (that’s the deal to get a certificate: “you can drink it fast or you can drink it slow but your lips must touch the toe”) and then they give you your…

Hi! I wonder if we know each other!

Nope, tourists line up for this shit. I live here and my friend is the “toe captain”.

I LIVE IN DAWSON CITY I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE ON JEZ FOR THIS!!

“That being said,” she continued, “I think one of the questions that keeps me up at night is whether this would have been the case if this woman was Caucasian and housed and not addicted, whether this would have happened to her.”

Don’t get me started on baby/toddler/little girl clothes! They all fit tighter than same sized “boys” clothes. The pants and shirts are all shaped as thought they had hips and a waist...I hate it. Start em young. But don’t be too slutty once you’re in school.

Just want to say how grateful I am for The Slot. You inject much needed humour into this total shit show, and it’s my first stop each morning.

Oh my god I want. I am so over pants right now.

I’m with you, Madeleine! I only ever touch soap to my legs if there is actual dirt on them. Tits bits and pits all the way.

THE DEMOCRATS ARE OBSTRUCTIONIST?!?!?!

A guy I worked with about 15 years ago was killed during an exorcism. He was tied to a chair while the congregation prayed over him. He died of dehydration. This was in Canada. It must be terrifying to have people you think care for you watch you die.

What a shitty thing to say about a woman you’ve never met.