@Pezdispenser: Now this, this I would like to see.

As if the standard outfits are appropriate for battle?

@stargateheaven: Yep, Acquire had since moved on to make the other ninja stealth game Shinbidou Imashime (while repetitive and graphically unimpressive, the faction system was pretty neat, and I had more fun with it than Tenchu 3). I guess From Software holds the rights to Tenchu, so they are allowing Acquire to make…

@DataScream: That is an insult to goth high school kids. This is horrible. The delivery makes it far worse though.

Man, when are they going to port 2Spicy to Wii or something?

Ahhhhhhhh so bad, but I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE the song in the background, which I was already familiar with before I ever saw this. Why do I have a feeling the US version cuts out the vocal version of that song?

@flukielukie: In case you did not notice, it was all in good fun. They said in this very trailer that you are free to play GTA4, and then they encourage you to play this AFTER you finish it.

@Sailorcancer: The number of votes would be "*crickets*".

That picture screams No More Heroes to me.

@valarmorghulis: Far Cry 2 is made by different developers on a completely different engine.

More QTEs, oh joy.

"We found it odd that there was virtually no non-Black representation in RE5's debut trailer..."

Hey, well, maybe I will not have to worry about having a 360 around for DOA after all.

Bring on DOA5! ...But preferably at least go multiplatform, since I will be selling my 360 when I move, and if I buy another console, it will probably be PS3.

@Grumps: They did do a 2.5D-ish remake of Golden Axe for PS2, and I had not heard of it prior to this evening.

@Coquiton: Banish the thought, and play this instead:

They must have used Microsoft Live Search.

@mhlaxp: See, Kotaku readers probably will not understand that unless they read 4chan or GAF.

This name makes more sense, anyway.

This came to mind when I read this post: