I kept waiting for a line about hocking D-cell batteries into left field. I’m kinda disappointed.

There’s a word for it, it’s “some kind of rich”...I can’t quite remember, it’s right on the tip of my tongue..

Probably because Ms. Swan was MadTV..but I’m crazy like that.

So you can do this:

No.

Yea, that’s a nearly perfect car, vs that $1300 pile of rat feces you posted, genius.

Look at the pictures. You can literally see that the entire footwell is rusted out.

So, $1300 bucks for a rusted out, blown motor mouse nest with a destroyed interior, or

Call me back when the malaise-era Civic becomes a symbol for an entire generation of well-heeled baby boomers, featured in multiple movies, and supported by a massive subculture.

Judging by the, uh, "quality" of his repairs, restorations and complete debacles, not very.

Collectible to who? They were as common as dishwater, unlike some of the Toyotas and such of the era. The motor is blown, the interior is trashed, and it's got rust. $1300 bucks in this case gets you what exactly?

You don't own me.

Ihop? Good lord. I want to get buzzed, not hepatitis.

The teams generally hire or have contracts with the drivers. Most of them are W4 employees of their team.

Suspicious? Plenty of people leave in September, and show up at Spring training the next year with 45 lbs more muscle and go from career 6 hr a season hitters to 50+.

Hill starts with an ebrake, are you 15?

Mark Cuban isn’t wrong, ya know.

Bingo. Selling "enthusiast" cars sucks.

5 weeks? Yikes. Why bother.

I'm sure he's referring to a 250 or 375 bottle, not a full fifth or anything. Those usually run around 18 bucks or so most places.