It's a new bike well within the "impulse buy" price range, styled to look good and aimed directly at the American market that isn't a huge wannabe cruiser or couch on wheels ala the Diavel. Triumph has done well for itself with the Bonnie Triplets, so this could be cool.

It's a monster with a wet clutch that apes into the wildly popular bonneville hipster market, what's wrong with that?

It's 8500 bucks. Only thing else really in that range is the Bonneville, which is a good ~130 lbs more with less HP.

What exactly are these "most bikes"? I've never ridden anything without a fuel gauge that wasn't a ratted out dirtbike.

Yes. Lazy parallel twin, light weight, upright position. Looks like an easy bike to ride. Ignore the pansies on the internet that tell you you'll die on anything over a 250.

So buy it. There can't be used bikes if people don't buy them new.

You sound like a very boring person.

Hilux is actually going to be switching to the new Taco platform if all the other rumors are to be believed.

Define "decent amount of extras"? Quad cab, V6 and 4x4 in a tacoma with the slight tech upgrade patch, trailer tow, etc runs a touch over 32k. Looking at a Ram 1500 quad cab with 4x4, the hemi, and HFE trim (aka, not a stripper work truck) puts me at about 38k.

Well, he *is* from Texas.

It's bigger than the current Tacoma, and basically the same size as the "new" Colorado/Canyon. Having driven one, it's essentially a late 90's F150, both in size and interior materials.

Quad cab ranger is the same size as an extended cab F150, just FYI.

Likely ass-burger like every other basement dweller on the internet.

Dude

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Stubhub, it's that bad. Both Tampa Bay and LA games had over 8k tickets for less than 5 bucks.

Ironic that the guy pointing out that said sarcastic website pointing out sarcastic humor doesn't grasp that said sarcastic website is just pointing out and drawing attention to said sarcastic humor.

I generally don't claw up the interior and shit on the floor of most loaner cars. Most. My hair also doesn't tend to make a good chunk of the population violently allergic.

Outta curiosity, why do you assume I haven't served? Nor that I came from two prior gens of vets?

Bingo. Victim mentality, milking it for PR and playing up the "FER R TROOPS" angle.

Wouldn't shock me at all. I know tons of 40 inch waisted weekend warriors who the closest they've come to combat is playing COD on Xbox, they still like to pretend that they're Tom Cruise in Born on the Fourth of July.

What difference does it make, so I don't get to pull the "HEEERF DURF, I SERVED, I STOCKED OIL FILTERS AT A BASE IN QATAR, GIVE ME DISCOUNTED MEALS AND PREFERENTIAL HIRING, USA Y'ALL" card?