Excellent, thoroughly researched expose. This is why i choose Deadspin, and only Deadspin, for all of my fake news.

Ted does bear an astonishing resemblance to Mrs. Doubtfire.

Do we really trust government to make better decisions about where that largess should be spent? I think a better policy than a death tax is to require a percentage payout to governmental and non-profit organizations of the estate’s or donor’s choosing as opposed to letting the government decide where that wealth gets…

The level of detail in these comments regarding the financial viability of The Ringer is astounding. Where do you all find the time?! Or are Bill Simmons’s business endeavors just a routine hobby?

When Sean SpLIEcer said the media was under-reporting the good things and only reporting the bad, Peter Barker live-tweeted that this was akin to failing to report on all the planes that landed safely. “How demoralizing for those pilots!”

So they are living in sin..

I think there is a $5,000 kicker for each student he gives rhabdo.