Isn’t Craig Smith the same guy who tried to roof an empty-netter and shot it over the bar into the netting a few years ago?

“Stars” is a subjective, nebulous word. Better to use a more concrete criteria. If that criteria is All-NBA players, then the Hawks have no “stars” because they did not place a player on any of the three All-NBA teams. And virtually every NBA champion had a first- or second-team NBA player (Larry Brown Pistons are the…

Well, Raptors fans aren't wearing it so I guess someone has to.

So Tom Haberstroh, how's widdle Kevin's prognosis about being able to play footsy-wootsy, basebaw, and ten-ten?

I take it you didn't see their Albums of the Year list

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

Jack Edwards on NESN is BY FAR the worst sports broadcaster on the fucking planet. It's not even close.

I still have nightmares about tzatziki losing to ranch in the first round. Absolutely disgusting

This is just unacceptable behavior. If you're going to sit in a box at a high-profile football game and show off your succulent breasts, the least you could do is become governor of New Jersey.

If Bryant played fundamentally sound football, this brouhaha wouldn't exist.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

I found out you can turn your phone into an old school gaming console.

Maybe they should redesign the logo to break the schneid. Worked for the Ducks.

Seems like a great career move for Harbaugh until he asks a room full of college kids "Who got it better than us??!!" and they reply "serfs."

JIMMY HASLAM: Look, Rex, if you don't start this game for us, I'll be absolutely wrecked.

dearest good friend: