It’s $4 in the eshop.

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

I picked up Superbeat: Xonic for $0.89 too. It was just too good a value to pass up. I have yet to have the room to download it, but it’s mine, dammit.

My FAVORITE feature of the eShop (in relation to other digital storefronts) is the Wish List. More people should be raving about this, I’d absolutely love to have one…

Yeah, but most of those 9 cents are going to be ones that were never going to purchase the game anyway, and might get people talking about it.  

Hopefully she is attached to the backs of every Konami executive now.......

I remember reading about this in Electronic Gaming Monthly at the time. When you’re a Pokemon-obsessed kid, Japan seems like El Dorado, selfishly hoarding all of its fighting monster treasure from the rest of the world.

Quick infuriating story that really explains a lot about my hatred for school.

... whatever.

Aabsolutely seething at this review. I always read kotaku reviews because they avoid spoilers or post spoiler warnings. At the start of the review you wrote, “By the time the game is finished...”

That’s a heaping pile of assumptions you’re making toward the end of your comment, dude. He could be an ex-employee, someone’s crazy ex, an investor; who the eff knows.

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

I honestly don’t understand why they are not just more straight forward about it. “We wanted to make it more family friendly, please stop whining. ” They honestly would’ve gained some respect from me.

Hell in today’s climate I would’ve even accepted: “We have developers to feed, that gets harder to do if our game is…

I’m a woman. Even with medium-sized boobs, the simple act of running can be painful. It makes no sense for Tifa’s big tits to be unrestrained and flopping all over the place while she’s doing martial arts and other athletic activities.

It’s exactly what I wanted it to be. There was no need to reinvent the wheel here, this particular wheel works great. More wheels please.

Kira Yoshikage will never be in smash, stop asking

Good shit, man. It's probably nothing, but I'd like to see MS and Nintendo collab more often, since they're both great at things the other is kind of bad at.

I wish the rest of the websites under your umbrella would follow the same review guidelines Kotaku does.

You heard it here first, folks. Your mom is fair game! 

No joke, I opened this article at work, saw this comment, and literally laughed out loud. Now I’m the asshole who’s laughed in the office.