@Susan B.: That was my first thought too. Does she really think that's a lot?

@this_mad_woman: THANK YOU. Apatow doesn't really deserve any of the credit for the awesomeness of Freaks and Geeks.

@CassandraSays: @bigazzkid: What the WHAT? was my reaction to that comment about a woman picking up a guy at a bar being equivalent to leaving someone in a burning building. Does he really not only think those are the same but not realize that other people will notice?

@xuatastic: I'm ashamed of myself for knowing this, but I'm pretty sure that guy was a contestant on The Bachelorette.

I love you, Morning Gloria.

@reallyred: Wow, you're good. I'm stealing that.

@lilyHaze: @snacktastic: Thanks!

Tights aficionados: where's the best place to buy warm, opaque, but

On first dates, the tricky thing I always try to remind myself of is, don't worry too much about whether he's going to like you. It can distract you from having fun and deciding if you like the other person yourself!

@girlarchaeologist: Has she actually been in anything in the past few years? I had sort of forgotten about her.

@LaLaLegal: I love your suggestion of Rebecca Hall.

@SomeWonder: How does one become a casting director, I wonder? I'm pretty positive I could do a better job than any of these clowns casting adaptations of books.

@you've got red on you: You don't like them? I love the red on the front.

@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: At the very worst, you just made your roommates envious.

@Tvini: Hahaha. It's easy to keep it down while you remember that other people are within earshot, but it's hard to keep that in mind when you're otherwise occupied, you know?

@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: Only recently, while hearing my roommate have sex every night, did I realize that I probably annoyed and grossed out my former roommates by having loud sex. And I thought I was so considerate about cleaning everything and not playing music too loud!

My most uncomfortable roommate situation was published on Jez already as a CEFAD, but that pales in comparison to some of these stories. Who tries to buy someone's cat?

Hold the phone— how did I not know they were together? I'd never have voted for him if I'd known.

@SeriesofTubes: I commented on this downthread— you can do that if you swear you've registered in time but they have no record of you. However, if the law states that you need to register 30 days in advance, they won't allow you to vote if you didn't do that. It seems silly, because it would be easy for them to use…

I've been a registered New York voter for nearly ten years, and when I went to vote this morning I discovered I was no longer listed in my district; the volunteer suggested that since I hadn't voted for a full year, I'd been removed from the roll. In the end, I had to vote by affidavit swearing that I was registered…