Huh. All of the other stories I have read about Mike Jordan paint him as one stingy bastard.

But her weight has not always been an issue. She didn’t really gain the weight until about three or four years ago. If you watch some of her older standup clips, you’ll see that I am right.

This is stupid. The Houdini/Poltergeist and Abraham Lincoln/Gorilla Mask have been around on the internet for ages. In college, my friends and I used to visit a website that had a list of sex proverbs/moves and these moves were there, as were many others. Besides, I don't think Schumer was trying to present that joke…

That's beautiful.

That's funny see, because the Wizards used to be called the Bullets, see.

The Capitals were abysmal when? When they made the playoffs every year from 1983 to 1996? When they made the playoffs 24 times in a 32 year span? Okay, crazy guy.