In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

I can only imagine it happened thusly:

A lot of people will tell you that is a crocodile.

Tebow’d: When God Closes a Door, He Starts A Meme.

Maybe they are saying Boooo-urns?

I almost kinda like this joke better without the photo explanation

Hopefully Draymond Green doesn’t wake up tied to railroad tracks.

DFW has had a couple good’ns.

Hazmat suits. Have you seen a dugout before?

What would you have them wear instead? Suits? Jackets with team logo? A polo pullover?

Dude’s not white, either.

woof

The other Brian Williams was busy not getting shot at while embedded with troops aboard a helicopter.

Odor: “Hey, man. How’d the date go last night?”

If you asked the other Brian Williams, he'd say he was there

I forget which actress or model said something to the effect that, past a certain age, you can keep your face looking young or your ass looking young, but not both; Simmons has made his choice.

A real Navy Seal would have rescued those balls from the water, Captain Phillips-style.

For whatever reason, this Doug Christie uppercut on Rick Fox always stays with me.

ESPN, a sports network, couldn’t make his shitty Basketball Hour match C-SPAN 2 ratings, but HBO is going to make this work? Good luck.

Give him a break. The man draws his very life force from espousing half baked ideas. Just look what a year without sustenance had done to him!