I mean, Kit Kats are fine. But they are not the best chocolate bar. There’s nothing wrong with the Kit Kat. I view it as the replacement-level bar. You can win championships with a few Kit Kats around. They’re dependable. You know what you’re going to get. They’re not glorybars.

yup, no contest. Rod wins for cigar chomping

Pretzel rod wins simply because you can pull it out of your mouth like it is a giant cigar and hold it in your hand while trying to make a point.

More like Luke Rid-in-an-hour amirite

“This product is a choking hazard. Please use caution with children under 6, and apparently, over 65.”

Over/under on the number of “Cardinal Sin” headlines in newspapers tomorrow: 17,112

It won’t matter, we’ll just get newer and better ones in return :)

MY GOD PLEASE HURRY UP WITH THIS!!!!!

I’m surprised at the lack of “Packard Bell” logo.

Two days without social media? Has the red cross been brought in?

So what? Normal people still have to get up and go to work.

Guy, sAm cant plaY!

Murky circumstances?!? Clearly he’s pregnant.

After all the “hero” hype, it just boils down to the fact that he’s a shitty football player.

And here I thought that compared to the NFL, the CFL would actually be more accepting of terrible football players.

He’s negotiating a deal with the Saskatchewan Roughriders

Why isn’t it politically correct to say he fucking sucks at professional football? College football is a different game. No hard feelings, Mike.

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

Funny enough, Coach claims because that game happened before he got there, he didn’t include it. Since rivalries are apparently tied to the coach and not tradition, geography, or anything else that actually makes sense.

They also convienetly left the 62-17 beating UCF put on UCONN in 2013 off the trophy