He makes me feel like dancing (wanna dance the night away).

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

Something something Pelona Hercog

Nothing will ever beat “Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 200 Meters.”

Has that headline writer accepted the offer of a job at Deadspin yet? Or is the time difference giving you trouble getting in touch with him?

No Metrodome implosion? Clearly you missed the years of LaTroy Hawkins as a starter.

So Jerry Remy is a terrible father and horrible in Photoshop.

More like Tom Thibo-GO, am I right?

This has to be the first discussion of a teen and a wolf that was not initiated by Simmons.

One size fits all. At the same time.

Meet the Mets!

Mustn’t...make...Roughriders joke...mustn’t make...Roughriders...joke...

Montreal Pirouettes

I’ve never seen Lundqvist made to look so human, especially during the playoffs. I knew the Lightning were good, but my God they seem unstoppable. Who knew kryptonite also came in blue.

When are we going to play Who’s disgusting Chen is this?

You have to interview an American?

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

Lord knows, he can’t change.

Fun fact: it would take 21,760 Giancarlo Stanton home runs each measuring 400 feet to travel from Marlins Park in Miami to Olympic Stadium in Montreal where Loria first started screwing over baseball!

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.