Reminder: Josh Hamilton Is Still Out Here Doing Dope, Baseball Things

Or that she’s from Detroit.

I don’t think it’s fair to this woman to suffer the shame and embarrassment of being named publicly like this before a conviction. Her family may not even know yet that she is a Red Wings fan.

Looking at that mug shot, I’m thinking her day started with a 40, then getting the autograph.

I really thought Stamkos would have been a larger impact on this series. Had he been, this realistically could have been over in 5 games, even with Mrazek’s unbelievable goaltending. The Lightning either need to get him going, or they’re gonna give Montreal’s incredible defense/goaltending an easy chance to make it a…

I think he meant they might get some chips on duty but they’re not really eating full meals. Good catch tho, don’t wanna miss any opportunity to shit on cops

Washington (CNN)President Barack Obama on Tuesday condemned the “criminals and thugs who tore up” the city of Baltimore on Monday night

Note that Obama did not say he condemn the “Thug policemen”. So take your counter-culture anti-cop bullshit and fuck off. These people for better or worse protect our asses and many…

Yep, where is their Union in this time of need?

Drug dealing is 100% commision-based pay, no overtime.

- Literally everyone [limited to those on gawker.com]

[scrums]

Bail has been set at $1,000 each, with the NBA to fund the remaining $48,000.

How does one pronounce "Quying"?

How casual is too casual for the interrogation room?

Cue the racist hot takes applauding Brett Favre for keeping his cool every time a sexual partner asked where his tip was.

“I don’t get it.”

If the jerseys are too expensive to tailor, Denmark up the price.

There’s Norway anything like this should ever happen.

Man wearing a blue uniform: Go Jets go! Woooo!