Can you clarify why a marginally talented and slow player signing with a CFL team is even remotely newsworthy outside of where he’s playing?

I made a joke about a slow and mediocre football player. You didn’t like it. I really don’t care. If I cared, I wouldn’t bother posting. But by all means, let it keep bothering you. I find it funny.

If that’s how you react to a joke from an anonymous person, you should ask the same about your life.

I completely agree with you on Glennon. First of all, he showed great improvement by the end of his first season, which I think earned him the job. But then you bring in a 35-year-old as a stopgap? Why did you draft Glennon in the first place? That made no sense. Yes, McCown was with Smith in Chicago, but he should…

I’m a Bucs fan, and I want to believe in Smith, but they were abysmal last year. Some bad personnel, yes, but a coach who’s been to the Super Bowl can’t go 2-14, with 0-8 at home. Then there’s Bowles, Caldwell and Tomlin in Pittsburgh. That might be it right now. I sometimes wonder if it’s not mostly about personnel…

I also don’t get the retread coaches. Rex Ryan can walk right into a job, in the same division, in less time than it takes to go home and change his shirt? Same with Trestman. I have nothing against these people, and teams will always do what they think is right, but there has to be somebody at least as smart and…

Ha. That escalated quickly.

#stepchildlivesmatter

Neither do I.

There were black quarterbacks before and after Moon, and he had an outstanding career. What is the issue? For how long do GMs and coaches have to pay for their blatant racism in giving blacks only 70 percent of the jobs in the NFL?

Right, because there have been maybe three since then.

Yes, because he was the first black quarterback in the NFL.

Must’ve been that outstanding 40 time he ran at the NFL retread camp. Wait until they convert it to meters.

It’s one thing to deflate balls to flout the rules, but to use novelty versions is a little on the nose, Patriots.

And the other four “defenders” on that play are somehow less culpable? Al Horford left his man to do what, exactly?

Yes.

What’s the NHL equivalent of the Rooney Rule?

I’ve been setting and meeting fitness goals the last few years - run and swim X number of miles and so on - and the only one I fail at is becoming more flexible. I’d rather walk around like a tightly wound spring than do stretching exercises in front of the TV. Just the worst.

More stars if you convert to metric when you hit Quebec.

Gus Frerotte would like to see you.