Nice to see Mariah Carey getting out after her divorce.

That Biden guy was all over the map. Wonder whatever happened to him?

Who doesn’t like to bust out “It was the Dukes. It was the Dukes” around Final Four time?

He is a karate man.

Eddie knows how to roll around downtown.

I’d have more sympathy for you if the Magic were not my home team. At this point, I would not accept even free tickets.

+1. This is what I really wanted to say.

Other pitches will be called “balls.”

“I sent that pass...up to the third row.”

Delino Deshields Jr. is pulling down paychecks from both the Rays and Rangers? Also, Delino Deshields has a kid in the bigs?

"She's black and cool and smart and elegant. These are all good things, things everyone should strive to be."

Is it WDRB or WDBO? The latter is an Orlando station.

Now that he's retired, can't that ad do the same?

They're just being nice. If Kentucky loses, the IU oldsters will be much happier.

"And I'm a big fan of pink hearts, blue moons and green clovers."

"...he was fine. I'll think about him while I celebrate with the team."

Know what else comes from the 1950s to the 2010s? The name Teresa Schmedding.

Player 8, Player 1, Player 5, Player 6 and Player 11

She threatened to sleep with Tommy John if Brady doesn't make it to the bigs.

I really don't care what Calipari does to get players or win games. Just wish he wasn't doing it at Kentucky. This is the most galling aspect of it all.