This is nothing new for Chicago. The Cubs have been using falsified players for years.

It's not particularly on my side, either.

Also, it's way colder than 59 degrees on that ice.

I'm waiting for the Rolling Stone report before passing judgment.

Thanks for the reminder.

Half my vote goes to Dustin Pedroia.

So, release the Kraken?

They're incredibly durable.

If You Want to Catch the Early Bird Special at Golden Corral, You Got it.

In the mid-'80s, a couple teammates and I went to what was, at the time, supposed to be a big national recruiting camp for high school basketball. The camp brochure had all these pictures of huge NBA stars who had come to other camp sessions to talk to everybody and demonstrate fundamentals, stuff like that. Some big…

He's done as a bona fide No. 1 player. Or even top 5. Too many injuries, too much tinkering, too much competition that's 10 to 15 years younger.

What would this reporter know about following rules?

Forgot to mention that I also sprayed a bunch of it in my air handler and return with the system running. The circulated air is completely different now.

Thus ended Steve Ballmer's career as a pep-rally emcee.

Jolie, short of tearing out the walls, ceilings and ducts in my 31-year-old house owned by a former smoker, I tried just about everything to get rid of the smell. Repainting, new carpet, vinegar and most anything else you can think of, and none of it worked - until I tried OdoBan. I mixed one of the heavier…

"It was August, and they had to hit every NFL team before the preseason was over."

Juanita Broaddrick did not consent.

You're assuming I'm white, which is just priceless. You are the product of a poor education. I feel for you.

Hate to say it, but the truth is really harsh on the emotions of the vast majority of commenters here. So they just go along with ignoramuses who don T-shirts and raise hands in support of criminals. It's the path of least resistance.

It's a funny movie, but the kind that's only funny once.