Will Smith seems to be a real challenger in the race to be the next Joe Jackson.

Vonn is just proving that girls go to Jupiter to get very stupider.

I was lying on my couch watching it unfold, not unlike Ron Artest at the scorer's table. That's where the similarities end.

Santa?

That is a quality golf shot.

"All the redskins had to do was keep me around as a prime example in a lesson of humility for the young man."

Sadly/wonderfully, this Deadspin burner represents my only intentional presence on the Internet. Can't imagine what would drive somebody to be like the Holderness family.

Oof. Holderness was once a sportscaster in Orlando. So was Stuart Scott. Think of that what you will.

Agreed. It's usually best to just leave attention-whores alone, not widen their reach.

Jeer, jeer for Old Notre Dame,

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to say the Dew Tour was whited out on that channel?

Still hate that Orlando moved him. Good guy, good player. He deserves better than he's gotten the last few years.

For the record, Kimo Von Oelhoffen didn't mean that one, either.

The easiest way to determine if they're the same person is to find out whether Simmons also drives a Porsche.

He still lives in Tampa? When people knock Florida for whatever assorted weirdness, just know that it's largely because of those who moved down in the last 30 years and don't have the guts to move back.

That guy is really raising some eyebrows.

"...you can't put a price tag on freedom."

Haven't tried that but will if the spots ever fail. Few things worse than chafed buttons after a run. The. Worst.

"Locker-room harmony."

Band-Aid brand clear spots, 50 in a box. Like gold.