Seeing the profane reactions by Eagles fans in Weatherford’s mentions was actually quite shocking. I had no clue any Philadelphians could figure out how to post on Twitter, let alone afford a smartphone.

Kids these days. You have no idea how good you have it.

You mean hitting the power button, hitting the power button again, taking out the game, blowing on it like it’s pure lava in your hands, putting it back in and repeating the cycle until the stars align and you can play.

Children only confirm that the mother has had sex.

4.) pointlessly summing up the other comments

“I was an inept and lonely teen, awkward and reflexively standoffish; I wanted to be cool and well-liked...”

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As a man who has suffered from an abusive relationship (the kind no one really talks about), I found this piece incredibly balanced, thoughtful and insightful. It’s never as simple as people want to make it out to be.

Good article. This isn’t a football problem, it’s a people problem, so it is a bit bizarre that so many people expect leadership to come from the NFL on this when it hasn’t even happened in our own justice system (or really anywhere else for that matter).

“Investment” implies an expected return. You are describing an expense.

“You can say the word “fag” without it being homophobic”

Turkeys f-16 are quite modern block 40+ and up in fact they have made 240 in turkey

“If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid? If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

Dehydrated?

No one gives a shit.

You’re gonna need this: /s

Do you think he’s just like, “I want to look like the sunburned tip of Ronald McDonald’s dick”?

If only every player had a gun on the field, it would be much safer.

That picture of Geno Smith is as horrifying as it is confusing. How does a broken jaw make you shrink so much?

Big deal, Barry. It takes twice as many people to undress Eli.