I’m pretty sure my ex-wife wrote this. This looks exactly like one of the rambling, incoherent emails she used to write me on a daily basis before the judge finally ordered her to stop.

Hypothetical devil’s advocate situation:

I watched this video a number of times and it took a while to figure out what the hell he did. A quick search found me a nice example:

They don’t consider girls to be people so that’s a nonstarter.

Sorry, dude. Looks like your Czech comment bounced.

That's the biggest Czech in New York since Zdeno Chara played for the Islanders.

Come on guys, don’t be dicks. Make it for $599.99. He won’t need to fill out a W-9 then, and you won’t need to issue him a 1099.

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

Lol way to slip in your masters

The idiots on this website! He broke his jaw. His feet are fine.

The last 15 years have been rough. I hope the country can take it like a midlife crisis and shrug it off by buying a saddlebag laden hog. I pray these last years haven’t been the symptom of a prognosis a grim faced doctor delivers after a cat scan.

Blacklisted? For simply taking advantage of a fucked up policy? Yet another reason why I fucking hate airlines.