Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or get knocked out by Ronda Rousey in 5 seconds?

Of course it was Philly. Can we disown that city?

+1 manifest destiny

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Haha. Can’t believe they got London confused with Dorne. Idiots.

At least colonoscopies have a clear beginning, middle and end.

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]

Blood Jort

I wrote a column in the school newspaper once that referred to our school’s water polo team as a “cult.” Well, the biggest dude in school played water polo, and at a party the night after that issue of the paper was published that dude used my face to put a face-shaped dent in the hood of a Thunderbird Turbo Coupe…

Murray: Let me tell you a story about Cardinals fans that will show exactly what I’m talking about. I’m filming a movie back in the 80’s. Which movie it is isn’t important; I was high as a kite during filming it, that’s all that matters. Anyway, one day we finished shooting for the day, so myself and a cameraman named…

Try a larger dose.

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.

This won’t faze him at all. Kobe is a rare athlete who treats his teammates exactly the same way both on and off the court: he pretends they don’t exist.

Bukkhaki

L.L. Peen

Skeet and Pleats

Docker Brains Out

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.